When do i get to Haiku?

Well this is 1st post of my Tommy boy adventures. I have been a tommy boy my whole life and right now i am in the New Otani Hotel in Tokyo Japan. I am here for 1 week looking to find some new sales reps to sell our products over here. I am going to try and update things as much as possible so that you have lots of things to talk about. So here it goes. I will re-post in just a few minutes.